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you can put the girl in first class but you cant take away her couch pretzels lol
mastersimurg: When you try your best but you dont succeedWhen you get what you want, but not what you needWhen you feel so tired, but you cant sleep,master simurg
You can’t really tell, but I have little bruises from the barricade. And I was only on it for like four songs. Jeebus.
daddysnakedblog: You always said you wouldnt fall for a bad boy. You wanted someone who would buy you flowers, treat you to romantic picnics. But you cant deny that none of those ‘nice guys’ ever gave you this much satisfaction. They’d never
you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: hotdudesandjunkfoods: mira-of-sassgard: backinthe67impala: sirisles: dixiesaurer: aaronwarner-anderson: mongezeas: g0kudera: sarahdesdemona: ninth-level-of-awesome: I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect
IM SORRY I JUST GAVE UP ON THIS AND IT’S IS BARELY EVEN PORN AND YOU CANT EVEN TELL IT’S FROM THAT AU (WHICH YOU PRETTY MUCH INVENTED BTW) AND ALSO I"M GOING TO NYC TOMORROW WHY HAVENT I PACKED YET????
haha i frickin lied about it being a drabble its actually a fic i wanna do but i cant commit to anything rn
You know, the only valid defense my GF gives me, is that, she likes woman likes Sarina, Tara Emory, Evalin and big boob/ass bimbos becuase she wants to be like them someday and thats the perfect woman’s body for her, ok, thats valid, but you cant seprate
so-fucking-broke: mi2na: depression is a chemical imbalance in the brain that cant be cured by telling someone you love them. you can positively influence this person and you can make them happy but you cant fucking fix them in the same sense that you
evangelala: internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content Except just like illegal copies of games you can’t play multiplayer.
clowngaud: whitesaviorcomplex: whitesaviorcomplex: no offense but why cant yall handle people rejecting your apologies with dignity i cant believe i had to deal with this for the second time now, but you cant expect people to be nicer to you and forgive
onlinegf: exhale-elephants: onlinegf: why are 15 year olds so angry its the point in your life when your done with fake friends and you want to move on but you cant bc your stuck in all that drama. we think what we know what we are doing but we are
midbloods: mightyelephant: okay i know no one cares but seriously i cant stand green jellybeans and i love red jellybeans but im red green colorblind do you see my problem i can see your problem but you cant
modifiedwhore: 0-memento-mori-0: herooflife: herooflife: I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy
mightyelephant: inklins: mightyelephant: okay i know no one cares but seriously i cant stand green jellybeans and i love red jellybeans but im red green colorblind do you see my problem i can see your problem but you cant @everyone who is still
That moment when you wake up after like 2 hours of sleep and have to use the bathroom really bad but you cant feel your legs so you kinda just numbly stumble to the bathroom but you feel like you’re floating through the air and not walking
shercockandmycrotch: justknowthatimalright: do you ever see or smell something and it just like takes you back to when you were a kid or something and you feel exactly like you did back then but you cant place the memory cause it only lasts for a split
bpdgenji: tfw you’re already fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you cant bring yourself to do anything to stop it
lady-eve: I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing. Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever. But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not
stenpaithegreat: when youre tired as hell but your brain keeps flooding you with inspiration to draw but youre too tired to hold anything but you cant fucking sleep because your brain keeps flooding you with inspiration to draw but yo
sebastiandebeste: tfw your glasses are dirty but you cant bring yourself to wipe the lenses bc you know youll just fuck it up & smudge everything so badly you cant even see half as well out of them as you could before…….
aznalexx: lorenzomariah: Boy : My heart hurts , Girl : Why ? Boy : Cos’ its been crying out for you but you cant hear it .. Girl : ( * Listens to heart beat ) Boy : Do you hear it ? Boy : Do you hear it telling you .. Girl : I love you too
shredded-sorostitute: legains: get-swole-or-die-trying: stfuandlift: We need this to happen more often. :D “Personal Records? You cant do that here." Wow….I cant wait the Planet Fitness opens here. My crew & I will wreck it and
songofages: This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?” And later the director confirmed it.
akimojo: thefairywithfandoms: akimojo:IM SORRY BUT YOU CANT TELL ME THIS WASNT ROXAS AT THE END OF 358/2 DAYS Axel at the end of 358/2 days trying to get Kouhai to notice him. JFHDJDG OMG ITS PERFECT I CANT
not-so-common1: parks-and-rex: When everyone turning up to an audio post but you cant get it to play but you reblog it anyways He’s so giddy I love it
I know the game all to well hun I’m sorry but you’re going to lose this round
i try so fucking hard to help you, to be there for you. but you never give back. you never talk to me about it. and the one time i needed you, you didnt want to help me. i will always remember that one time, while you forget the 146 messages i sent you
jolovesjo: have you ever been away from your lover. two completely different states. does it ever exhaust you, like it does me. to desire to be close, but you cant. its ideal to see them everyday, but you cant. have you ever been distant from your lover,
parks-and-rex: When everyone turning up to an audio post but you cant get it to play but you reblog it anyways
midbloods: mightyelephant: okay i know no one cares but seriously i cant stand green jellybeans and i love red jellybeans but im red green colorblind do you see my problem i can, but you cant
Holy fucking shit if people without kids could stop preaching to me about public breastfeeding it’d be great. I’m well aware it’s a natural thing, but I’m not fucking for it and I won’t do it. It’s private, and breastfeeding is a tender moment
True “you cant escape the Homestuck” experience, is looking for content of another fandom OTP but keeping thinking and doodling the Homestuck OTP
You can take my life but you cant take my weed.
kitykatnumber: parks-and-rex:When everyone turning up to an audio post but you cant get it to play but you reblog it anyways Me all the time
you might like shizuku and eris though! they’re eighteen, unrelated, and have no inordinate attachment to each other’s bodily fluids. hey look its blonde shizuma
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU 3DS MAXIM GOING TO MAKE THIS MUG AND YOU CANT STOP ME
.....but you cant disguise a skank
